1. allkillernofiller:

    real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

    (via preatoreyna)

     
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    (Source: siriusblaack, via book-answers)

     
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  5. dannyqhantom:

    i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

    (via daughterofargents)

     
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  7. writtenwordsl:

    ultrafacts:

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    Assuming you have read (or at least seen the movie) Order of the Phoenix then you are familiar with Umbridge. So what makes Stephen King proclaim her so villainous (and what makes her possibly the most hated HP character)?

    Well let’s look at her character in detail, this post, sums it up nicely she is lawful evil.  She is the kind of evil we see in the world, . She is a bully someone who uses her position to do horrible things.  She is someone who sees what she is doing (no matter horrible )as the right thing.  She views herself as a loyal ministry employee stamping out corruption in society.

    Chaotic evil like Voldemort or Bellatrix Lestrange are rare, but individuals who abuse our trust and bully others are something we see every day.  That is what makes Umbridge such a horrifying villain, she is not abstract evil, she is very re.al and likely reminds of someone we have met (just far more heinous).

    So this is all about writing your charaters so whtat does our picture of lawful evil have to do wit that? Think about your villains (even your plain old antagonists) are they purely evil villains are theiry more like Umbridge? What motivates them, why do they do what they do? Looke at Umbridge’s motivations and what made her got sch extreme lengths.  Can your villain be put in a similar situation? Would they go to such lengths?

    (via we-are-all-goin-back-to-hogwarts)

     

  8. mama-bird:

    coffeeandklonopin:

    coffeeandklonopin:

    carpe diem - seize the day

    carpe noctem - seize the night

    carpe natem - seize the ass

    Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

    carpe collum - seize the neck

    (Source: caffeineandcartridges, via the0lympians)

     

  9. sealfie:

    sealfie:

    What do you call a sick eagle?

    illegal

    (via we-are-all-goin-back-to-hogwarts)

     

  10. youngstero:

    how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

    (via rabbitswillruletheworld)

     
  11. heyitsjanesdiary:

    Can I longboard here?

    (Source: gyclli)

     

  12. anentirelynewhunger:

    Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

    (via withmathias)

     

  13. bookdrunkinlove:

    Don’t judge a book by its goodreads rating.

    (via valdezcalypso)

     

  14. preatoreyna:

    do you ever think about how old you are anD REALIZE THAT IF YOU WENT TO HOGWARTS THIS WOULD BE YOUR LAST YEAR

    If I went to hogwarts I would be in Teddy Lupin’s year.

     

  15. needlekind:

    needlekind:

    a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns

    a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t…